Raptorphernalia: Portland Trailblazers

Deep in the Archives Room, Flagrancy research staff worked day and night attempting to piece together a connection between the Raptors and the Trailblazers.  Finally, amid the flickering desklamps and coffee-ringed newspaper clippings, the answer appeared before our eyes (and our thighs): beaver.  After all, the only person who loves beaver more than a pride-swollen Canadian is Zach Randolph, who recently allegedly paid $500 to throw his own beaver party in a hotel room.  And you thought the Raptor Meet and Greet was a good time!