El Magnifico Chris Bosh did not ask for victory over Detroit Pistons as a Christmas gift. That would be a waste. Victory is already assured so why would El Magnifico waste Papa Noel's time?
Now I, Uno of Los Ballers Azul -- The Greatest Masked Mexican Basketballers of All-Time, will not waste your time. Here is weekly notes.
Weekly Notes
- Stromile Swift: 2 points, 3 rebounds. Next Los Ballers Azul prediction: Carroll Dawson will not win NBA Executive of the Year.
- Least surprising news story of the week: El Mo is playing better on the road! Guess what? This whole team plays better on the road.
- By the way, RaptorBlog had this story a day before the Star and the Sun went with it. Props to RaptorBlog.
- To paraphrase Coach Mitchell, "Raptors lose: Team is young. Raptors win: Coach Mitchell is genius."
- At least La Flor Jalen Rose has stopped totally sucking in the past week.
- As much as I enjoy Senor Jose's game, that 16% shooting from 3-point land really needs to improve.
- Jalen Rose, Chris Bosh and El Calvo Charlie Villanueva combined to shoot 6 for 15 from the foul line versus San Antonio. 75% foul shooting is all they needed to beat the Spurs.
- For those of you who missed The Flagrancy Christmas party please see photo above for proof of Los Ballers Azul's Latin studliness.
Arrgh. The Raps are screwing it all again! Whadup with this winning games thing? This season is all about LOSING! Losing games! Losing Jalen! Losing Sam I Am Not Mitchell!
It's all about the ping pong balls in Seacaucus, dudes. Put Jalen on a plane to New York for Penny Hardaway's corpse, now. Let him take Rabcock and Mitchell as carry on luggage.
And: Pape Sow, averaging 19.2 points and 11.9 rebounds a night with the Arkansas BlowFuckers or whatever! How many weeks does Hoffa need to make 19 points?
Posted by: Don Paco | December 27, 2005 at 01:13 PM