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Don Paco

Arrgh. The Raps are screwing it all again! Whadup with this winning games thing? This season is all about LOSING! Losing games! Losing Jalen! Losing Sam I Am Not Mitchell!

It's all about the ping pong balls in Seacaucus, dudes. Put Jalen on a plane to New York for Penny Hardaway's corpse, now. Let him take Rabcock and Mitchell as carry on luggage.

And: Pape Sow, averaging 19.2 points and 11.9 rebounds a night with the Arkansas BlowFuckers or whatever! How many weeks does Hoffa need to make 19 points?

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