Want a cockroach to scatter? Just turn on a light.
When The Rockets visit the ACC in March, one of Toronto’s most annoying pests will be scurrying along the floor: Tracy McGrady. This lazy-eyed cripple has been a nuisance since 2000, when he selfishly crawled out from under Vince Carter’s shadow for the spotlight in Orlando. Well if McGreedy wants the spotlight in Toronto, The Flagrancy is only happy to oblige. Our new VC-Signal will be pointed directly on the swingman for the entirety of his next game in the ACC, to keep the cockroach in his cousin’s shadow for just a little longer.