It is 2007 and The Blue Baller has but one resolution: finish Raptorphernalia.
This would-be fan phenomenon has quickly devolved into the ultimate test of wills, stretching my patience on one side, and the capabilities of The Flagrancy Art Department on the other. But I will fight on dear readers—I wish I knew how to quit you!
Well we're down to the final Eastern Conference entry: The Sixers.
Poor Philly fans, they have a horrid record, an embarrassment of a GM, and are on the receiving end of a trade that saw their pouting Superstar exchanged for two overpaid veterans and two low first-round draft picks. Sound familiar? Well if you want sympathy Sixer fans, look between Shit and Szcerbiak in the dictionary (ironically, two words with the same meaning!) Or read this new self-help book, courtesy of Raptor fans.