Isiah Thomas can enflame the tinder tempers of an NBA team with his arms folded, standing on the sidelines. But Zeke’s true talents lie in his ability to burn money—particularly if it belongs to someone else. It turns out that Thomas’ failed buyout of the Raptors and his bankruptcy of the CBA were merely kindling for his latest financial inferno: James Dolan’s New York Knicks.
To celebrate this feat, The Flagrancy will be equipping Raptor fans with 19,800 Isiah Thomas Lighters and $139 million Dolan Dollars to burn throughout the next home game against the Knicks.
Sideline Primes, put your lighters up, Sprite Zone keep puttin’ them lighters up!