Next stop: the Atlantic Division, and the legendary Boston Celtics.
While The Flagrancy is admittedly choked that our first choice—a Red Auberbach rolling grave (it smokes!)— proved too ambitious for our modest Photofuckery skillz, the editors are pleased to offer readers a runner-up Raptorphernalia item: Danny Ainge Baseball Cards.
In case you forgot, or didn’t follow the Doug Ault-era Blue Jays, Ainge played 3 seasons in Toronto and struggled to keep his bat above the Mendoza line (.200). What’s special about The Flagrancy’s Raptorphernalia-Edition card is that it also highlights Ainge's GM career, and how he has struggled to keep his Celtics over the Elgin Baylor line (.400).