When Adam Morrison made his home debut in a Bobcats uniform, he was given a heroes welcome. But like every hero, Morrison has a weakness: persistent hyperglycemia. So like Lex Luthor, General Zod, and Spin Doctors, The Flagrancy is providing Raptor fans with a pocket full of diabetic kryptonite for when Ammo hits the ACC—Maple Syrup Gatorade. One slurp of this sugary Canadian export and the glucose level in Morrison’s blood will fluctuate as wildly as his field goal percentage.
C’mon, insulin was discovered in Toronto by Banting and Best—Morrison will appreciate the irony. Eventually.