When Larry Bird looked at his team during this past off-season, it was clear that he needed to address some deep-seeded chemistry issues. So what better way to solve poor morale than a team building exercise during training camp? Like, say...sending your starting-five to an Indiana strip joint at 3am, to have them fire loaded pistols at patrons who try to run them over with their cars. Savour these moments Pacers! These memories are so thick you'll have to brush them away from your faces!
To keep this moment alive, The Flagrancy is pleased to offer John Green Shooting Targets for faithful Raptor fans. You remember him don't you? The beer-tossing, brawl-igniting Piston fan who triggered The Malice in The Palace! Well after poor John took his licks from Stephen Jackson, he received 30 days in jail and a life time ban from NBA games held in the Palace of Auburn Hills.
Well John Green, it is your lucky day! The Flagrancy offers you basketball asylum in Canada, and proudly extends a standing offer to you for 2 complementary tickets and 12 large beers for the Raptors next home game against Jackson's Pacers on February 23rd.
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