Dubious Raptor Moment #44

October 2003: Antonio Davis Becomes Ventriloquist Dummy For Wife
There was a brief kerfuffle in the Toronto sports media during the 2002/2003 season when several local scribes overheard Kendra Davis, wife of Antonio Davis, demanding a trade.  Even though she was making this demand of Toronto Star hack Doug Smith it was reported as news anyway.  All involved suggested it was a joke between Davis and Smith and it was left at that.

At the beginning of training camp in October 2003 AD started offering up the metric system, the national anthem, and learning French as reasons why his children should grow up in America as opposed to Canada.  Of course the real reason was that Kendra desperately wanted an attention-demanding media job and no one in Toronto was lining up to offer her one. How very un-American!

In retrospect, seeing how she used her husband to take the heat for her I'm surprised she somehow didn't secure a cushy career in PR.  Instead she's now preparing a speech for her induction into the Crazy Bitches Hall of Fame (located in beautiful downtown Newark!).

In December 2003, Kendra eventually got her wish when Antonio got shipped off to Chicago and she ended up living her dream when she finally appeared on television -- assaulting a fan during a game.

Of course all of this made Antonio really sad...

Comments

[been there]

you need to a) stop talking like you know a damned thing, and b) stop being such a judgmental hack.

the reason kendra wanted the hell out was because AD was having some after hours practise with a cheerleader.

half the rubbish you wannabe hacks have is lies, spun around in the media by people better than you at hiding the truth.

[a fan]

We missed you, Kendra.

[B-Huge]

If you'd like to submit some proof we at The Flagrancy would be more than happy to publish it. Until then, Kendra, you are still one crazy bitch.

[MJ]

I can verify what "Been There" is talking about. I have a source who no longer works for the organisation who told me the exact same thing as this was all unfolding.

Kendra somehow found out that AD was stepping out with a Raptor Girl and promptly pulled that leash tight.

[Raptor Girl]

That Raptor Girl we are all talking about is the one and only VC.

[B-Huge]

Please send me an email with...

1. Contact information for your source.
2. The name of the Raptor Girl.
3. The rationality behind getting a trade out of Toronto because your husband is having an affair, especially when AD would have far more leverage in the organization than a Raptor dancer and the fact that affairs can happen in places other than Toronto.

Then we can sort this out.

[KD]

To add to this B-Huge...

Apparently AD also had leverage in the City of Toronto also. Remember how the Raps braintrust dropped all those illegitimate guns in the streets of T.O. to make us more "U.S." like a few years back?

Also, according to you, he was traded along with the Metric System to the Bulls.

I just read this stuff...trust me, I don't make it up!

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