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Yes, it's off-topic, but I believe we have a new entry for the next Tournament of Assholes:

On March 30, Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating
when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in
Minneapolis, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday by the man whose Suburban was hit
in the crash.

WCCO-TV obtained copies of 911 calls and store surveillance video of the incident,
along with an accident report the police submitted to the state, reports WCCO-TV's
Caroline Lowe.

Several of the 911 callers that night said Griffin was drunk. One witness said
Griffin told him he was watching pornography in a DVD player mounted on the
dashboard of his Cadillac Escalade SUV when he struck a Chevy Suburban parked on
University Avenue Southeast.

The Blue Baller

Excellent news! The Masterbaters are in dire need of a versitile power forward.


He was charged with car-jacking.

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