Me Dos. Me of Los Ballers Azul. Most time friend Uno writes Los Blog but today me give mucho special blog just for Los Raps against Lakers. Me hate Lakers mucho. Many times me hate them. Me hate all Lakers and Lakers fans. Me think Matt Damon should win Oscar not Jack Nicholson.
On this night Raptors smash Lakers. Smash them good. Smash Smush. HA HA HA Dos make fun. Maybe me get own website too.
Kobe Bryant is estupido. He think he so good. He steal hot latina from me. Me love Vanessa. Me kill Kobe. Me hope someday some big guy bend Kobe over and do things he no like. Some guy like El Carnicera. Then Vanessa come back to me.
Phil Jackson, me laugh at you. You may have many millions of pesos but now you are loser. Loser you. Los Ballers Azul never lose because we play with heart and not loco mind games. Me have a book you can read Phil Jackson. Me wrote it for you. It called "You are loser, El Stupido Phil Jackson."
HA HA HA. Me like doing el blog. Kwame Brown now.
Back home in Mexico, La Liga Estupenda not keep track of turnovers. We keep track of kwames. Friend Uno has assist to kwame ratio of 1000 to 1.
HA HA HA
Okay, me done now. Press save.